Tonight as my girls were bathing in my bathroom, I have to confess, I was checking out my backside in my too tight blue jeans I had on today. Why is it that jeans are too tight in the morning, then by bedtime they are sagging? I guess it's the stretch fabric in so many jeans these days. Anyway, the following conversation takes place.
S: Mom what are you looking at?
Me: I am checking out how my bottom looks in these jeans.
S: Well, it's kinda fat, kinda not.
Me: S - - - - (HER NAME SAID REALLY LOUD)
thanks a lot for telling me that
S: Well, Mom, I am just saying it is Medium Rare, that's all.
Me: Laughing very loud, well thanks S, I think you are Medium Rare too.
Oh, the stuff they say.
I love her.